MICHAEL CORLEONE, CONTROL YOUR BONER
I mean, I know you’re in Sicily and bored
But really dude?
I don’t care that you’ve been struck by the thunderbolt
You’ve got Kay “Awesome” Adams back home
And this girl is all of sixteen years old and illiterate and you’ve graduated from Dartmouth
Was a marriage proposal really necessary?
You haven’t said a word to her, and YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HER NAME
THIS IS NOT LES MISERABLES, GOD DAMMIT
PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
…
(guys do you think after he talked to her father he started channeling Tony from west side story?)
“APOLLOOOONIAAA
I’VE JUST SEEN A GIRL NAMED APOLLOOOOONIAAAAAA
AND EVEN THOUGH I’VE NEVER TALKED TO HER
I STILL REALLY WANT TO FUCK HER
APOLLOOOOOONIAAAAAA”
