Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
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hello. this is me and things that make me happy.
Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
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theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming:
If you haven’t seen the trailer yet, what are you waiting for?
It’s FANTASTIC!
Once in a Joss Whedon film/show, ALWAYS in a Joss Whedon film/show.
I want to see this SO VERY MUCH
DW AU || it’s okay if it’s time lord threeway: aka the meeting continues, the fashion victim is picked on and the Innuendo Squad joins the party
Twisted Disney Group pictures from Nekocon!
Pictures by the fabulous Yenra Photography
Cinderella/Snow White/Aurora/Pocahontas/Mulan/Wendy
Original art: Twisted Princesses
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
- Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
- Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
- Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:
This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
- Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
- As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
- Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
- Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
okay this really creeped me out ngl
as one of my biggest fears is being buried alive, THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION.
Well now I know what topic my nightmares will be about tonight…
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dipper-goes-to-my-spooky-bell:
I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!
this, I liiiiike.HOLY SHIT YES
life hacks are my favorite thing ok my mouth was watering through this post
Brilliant!
OMG